Category Archives: wrestling

Diary of a sadman

I was accused yesterday of being sad. Not sad in the depressed sense of the word either. Now let’s just review the evidence shall we?
- Today I got up at the break of dawn to queue in the freezing cold in order to obtain a wristband that provides me access to an autograph signing. The [...]

Aches and pains

I just got up for a walkabout for the first time after sitting at my desk working non-stop for 6 hours and 3 minutes. I wonder if I can sue UCL when I develop deep vein thrombosis? My thighs and lower back are now a mess thanks to my self-enforced immobility. My stomach, too, is [...]

Pharmacist on speed dial

I was reading a WWE discussion board that was mocking the claim by Scott Steiner that he has never taken steroids. Take a look at this photo and judge for yourself.
Then somebody brought up the name of Gregg Valentine, a bodybuilder who also insists he has never touched the stuff. Again, judge for yourself. Then [...]

Third row tickets, biatch

I* managed to get THIRD ROW tickets, ringside, next to the wrestler’s walkway, for WWE Raw at Wembley. And it’s going to be on the telly.
Fucking Excellent. I am very, VERY happy.
* - By “I”, I mean “the missus”. I actually “only” managed to get fourth row tickets. Evidently we both have lightning-quick internet ticket-booking [...]

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005 : Not a good day to be a wrestling fan

According to WWE.com and some news reports out of Minneapolis today, the wrestler Eddie Guerrero has died aged 38. Ironically, their current storyline had him winning the world championship this evening.
It’s sad really, but a lot of my childhood wrestling heroes have died young. These include:
Owen Hart (aged 34 - broken neck from a wrestling [...]

Ultimate Warrior DVD - he breathes the air that smells of combat

I’ve got 137 of 150 stars on Mario 64 DS. I should never have started playing it - all other games I ever play on it will seem crap by comparison.
Saw the new WWE Ultimate Warrior DVD tonight. Unlike other DVDs that WWE puts out, the sole reason they’ve released this is to bury the [...]