March 03, 2006
This is so unbelievably stupid it makes me nearly weep.
March 03, 2006
The Pirate Bay’s response to legal threats are incredibly amusing.
March 03, 2006
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What’s the first thing you notice about this photo? The enormous plane just a few feet above the beach?
Me? I spotted the topless bird to the right.
March 03, 2006
lastMinute.com put out the best, most offensive advert ever. Brilliant.
In other news, while my parents were away somebody saw fit to break into Dad’s shed, the lousy bastards. Thankfully there wasn’t a hell of lot (financially speaking) for them to take, though they had helpfully stacked up our patio chairs outside our garage ready to [...]
March 03, 2006
Links.
Chef, you fucking hypocrite.
Why can’t this sort of thing happen to me?
Nine Inch Nails fucking with Guns N’ Roses, part 1: a photoshopped Axl Rose taking the photo
Nine Inch Nails fucking with Guns N’ Roses, part 2: note the sign above the door
Getting a UFO to work: proof that British Rail lost it’s marbles decades [...]
March 03, 2006
Two BBC news stories to make your blood boil. This nation is chock-full of simpletons.
Story #1: Reward kids when they’re good? They should be well-behaved anyway, without financial incentive. Why not just punish the scally ASBO scrote-bastards when they’re bad? WHO THINKS UP THIS SHIT?!
Story #2: Baa Baa Black Sheep is now Baa Baa Rainbow [...]
March 03, 2006
I found these amusing. Maybe you will too.
Axl Rose works at McDonalds
Guns N Roses parody
There’s a fantastic sketch starring Will Ferrell as a boss with anger management issues, but I can’t find it at the moment…
January 01, 2006
I just read that statistically speaking one is more likely to be struck by a comet than win the Euromillions lottery. Click here for the link. Furthermore, a past winner now lives with hundreds of begging letters per week, kidnap plots and death threats. So, am I going to try to beat odds of 80 [...]