Mathew Browne

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This is so unbelievably stupid it makes me nearly weep.

The Pirate Bay’s response to legal threats are incredibly amusing.

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What’s the first thing you notice about this photo? The enormous plane just a few feet above the beach?

Me? I spotted the topless bird to the right.

lastMinute.com put out the best, most offensive advert ever. Brilliant.

In other news, while my parents were away somebody saw fit to break into Dad’s shed, the lousy bastards. Thankfully there wasn’t a hell of lot (financially speaking) for them to take, though they had helpfully stacked up our patio chairs outside our garage ready to pinch at a later date. (Presumably later that day.)

Now, some stories from The Sun:

Parasitic Britain.

This is so typical of Royal Mail. Next they’ll be hiring blind people as drivers.

The curse of Uri Geller (check out the hilarious photo)

Racial discrimination works both ways

The phrase of the day is: plodding along.

Links.

Chef, you fucking hypocrite.

Why can’t this sort of thing happen to me?

Nine Inch Nails fucking with Guns N’ Roses, part 1: a photoshopped Axl Rose taking the photo

Nine Inch Nails fucking with Guns N’ Roses, part 2: note the sign above the door

Getting a UFO to work: proof that British Rail lost it’s marbles decades ago

Bet she still loses her keys

Dumped.

Two BBC news stories to make your blood boil. This nation is chock-full of simpletons.

Story #1: Reward kids when they’re good? They should be well-behaved anyway, without financial incentive. Why not just punish the scally ASBO scrote-bastards when they’re bad? WHO THINKS UP THIS SHIT?!

Story #2: Baa Baa Black Sheep is now Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep. Morons.

I despair, really.

I found these amusing. Maybe you will too.

Axl Rose works at McDonalds

Guns N Roses parody

There’s a fantastic sketch starring Will Ferrell as a boss with anger management issues, but I can’t find it at the moment…

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I just read that statistically speaking one is more likely to be struck by a comet than win the Euromillions lottery. Click here for the link. Furthermore, a past winner now lives with hundreds of begging letters per week, kidnap plots and death threats. So, am I going to try to beat odds of 80 million to one and spend the rest of my days stuck in my mansion and living in fear? Is a £75million windfall really worth that?

Erm… Yes!

(I think £75million can comfortably afford a name change by deed poll and a full-time security squad, and I could light fat cigars with the begging letters.)

Now, on a totally unrelated tangent… what the hell?