Mathew Browne

I was pleased to hear that a friend of mine showed this blog to a kid who is in hospital at the moment (and very bored, it would seem). He liked the Family Guy videos that I posted. This pleases me.

I redesigned my own website over the weekend in anticipation of my pending search for a webby job. A vast improvement, even if I say so myself. Unfortunately, I hate writing the “why you need a website” and “hire me, I’m great” blurb that such websites require, and as such it’s looking a little sparse on that front, at least until I find a couple of hours to write something more professional.

There is a conference for beauticians at Excel today, according to an announcement at Canning Town DLR this morning. It certainly accounts for the legions of plucked-and-preened, fake nailed, impractical high heeled, enormous-hooped-earring-wearing Essex girl types sporting bottle-blonde hair and/or hair extensions who were frequenting the eastbound platform today. If there are single male readers who go for that sorta thing - and I know there are - you might want to go and hang around the Excel centre like the creep you are. They’re beauticians after all, ergo there’s a 96.7% chance they favour a Brazilian…

Uh oh, now I’ve gone and said too much…